Dan Osborne at UK celebrity soccer (football) match in Swansea
Step away from your $40 American apparel crop top..walk into a goodwill..boys’ toddlers section..find the smallest shirt there..a new tiny crop top for you..$1…
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Pros to dating me:
Cons to dating me: I’m insecure, hate myself, not good being social, cry a lot, sometimes hurt myself, have trust issues, and fuck things up a lot.
i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.
In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:
- cuddle and never stop
- hold my hand everywhere we go
- eat gross amounts of food with me
- go on adventures
- wake me up with kisses
- make blanket forts
|Period:||You want cookies|
|Period:||You want to fuck|
|Period:||You want to fuck while eating cookies.|
|Period:||Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?|
|Period:||Kill them too.|
|Period:||Kill them and eat their cookies.|
|Period:||Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.|
|Period:||HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.|
|Period:||Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry|