the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
Dan Osborne at UK celebrity soccer (football) match in Swansea
Step away from your $40 American apparel crop top..walk into a goodwill..boys’ toddlers section..find the smallest shirt there..a new tiny crop top for you..$1…
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